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Fed up with being The Chew Toy Up to Eleven during his multiple playthroughs, he finally decides to invoke Taking You with Me against his viewers - via three words: "sexy clown ass" note A Male Gaze screenshot of Princess Honey. (Jared places his elbows over his mouth, and lets out a HORRIFIC scream of anguish) He beat every level in one go, he got all the keys, he got all the hearts needed, he only had to continue once, he. Jared gets the bad ending despite doing everything right."I haven't even done anything yet and I'm already losing." His irritation reviewing "Kidd Klown" when the character lands at the start of the level and hurts himself, taking away a bit of health.Therefore, he introduces it as Kid Klown in Krazy Khase. He immediately points out the missed opportunity to spell the whole title with K's in place of the C's.Jared's live-action demonstration of the Jump-Squat-Stab.The scene then cuts to him reaching for the Zelda II cartridge and then smacking it away to reveal a Hydlide cartridge, which he takes instead. In his Zelda II: The Adventure of Link review, he retells the tale of his brother's NES games and shows him sneaking around, wrapped up in a blanket.As in walks through a door which is closed but not locked for some reason. Sub-Zero's plan to escape from the Prison of Souls is that.he just does."I am a dead man, but somehow you have retained your mortality, which would mean you are VULNERABLE to DEATH."
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Joke's silly enough, only it's not pretend. Jared is a little too enthusiastic about the joke where the sword hits sound like bad Kung-Foley where he pretends to stab himself with the dagger.Jared's reaction to Gandohar saying about another character that "They call him Ho." has to be seen to be believed, the line's hilarious enough on it's own but his reaction to it really sells it.Jared riffing on the ridiculous voice acting.The game's overarching evil energy is called " The Taint.".Final Fantasy IV - Giant Steaming Pile of Cra- JUST KIDDING! FAKE OUT!/10.Dungeons & Dragons (1983) Cartoon - Deflated Beholder/10.Final Fantasy II - Punching yourself in the face/10.
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Kid Klown In Crazy Chase - Internet Troll/10.Zelda II: The Adventure of Link - Wooden Sword/10.Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero - Stryker/10.Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within - Final Fantasy XIII/10.His point is that the game isn't bad, but he felt moderately bored and couldn't retain information any better than if he had just plowed through an almanac. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? - An actual almanac/10 note Unlike previous videos, this metaphor doesn't sum up into a trope title nicely.Ride to Hell: Retribution - Fully clothed Barbie and Ken dolls dry humping/10.Dungeons & Dragons: Tower of Doom - Owlbear/10.Dungeons & Dragons Rules Cyclopedia - N/A.Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire - IG-88/10.Donkey Kong Country Cartoon - Banana With Brown Spots/10.Chrono Trigger - Clock Without Hands/10.Tamagotchi - Piece of Tamagotchi Poop/10.Mortal Kombat Kartoons - SNES port of Mortal Kombat/10.Sonic Adventure 2 - Bowl of Lucky Charms/10.Super Bonk - Birthday clown tripping on acid/10.Magic: The Gathering - Prodigal Sorcerer/10.Worst Console Ever - Broken Marriage/10.Final Fantasy Mystic Quest - Training Wheel/10.Alone in the Dark (360) - Too Much Candy/10.Blackthorne - One-Armed-No-Look-Behind-the-Back Shotgun Shot/10.Drake of the 99 Dragons - Bucket of Tears/10.